Welcome to Overheard in the Marina where we visit women’s restrooms in San Francisco’s most dramatic neighborhood to uncover the world’s biggest problems. I’m Becky, your go-to gossip guru slash Becky expert, and this week’s drama comes from the Tipsy Pig Tavern, where a long distance relationship comes to an abrupt end. Oh em gee. Are you for cereal? Matt and Sara broke up?
Becky 1: Wait, what?! He finally broke up with her?
Becky 2: No, she broke up with him.
Becky 1: Really? That’s like really surprising. They were together for like ever.
Becky 2: Yeah, for like two months or something. He just lives too far away.
Becky 1: Yeah...Berkeley is really far.
Whoa. Lots to talk about here. I couldn’t agree more with Sara (without an H) and her two Becky friends. Who has the time for planes, trains and automobiles when there’s another tech bro one swipe right? Am I right? JK LOL TTYL.
Overheard on a BRB bathroom break later that night: Becky 3 was pissed at Jess for the way she showed up to her Becky brunch last Friday.
Becky 3: So then Jess called and asked if she could bring anything. So I said, ‘Sure. Bring some simple syrup.’ And do you know what she did?
Becky 4: No?
Becky 3: She showed up with a half empty bottle from home. Can you believe how cheap that is?
Becky 4: So cheap?
Becky 3: Plus she ran to my house in her gym clothes. How gross is that?
Becky 4: So gross.
WTF! SRSLY?! How traumatizing. Talk it out in front of the mirror for as long as you need, Becky 3 & 4. I’d rather let my hands germinate and fall off than interrupt your redonkulous story. BT dubs, if you want my opinion, you were just trying to do something nice for your Becky friends and Jess simply didn’t respect you or your need for a brand new bottle of simple syrup. I totes get it if you don’t invite her to a Becky gathering ever again.
Well that’s all the time we have this week. Tune in next week when we hit up a different women’s restroom with different Marina drama. ‘Til then, keep trash talking your old besties with your new besties.
I’m Becky Beckerson and sound travels.