Hi, I’m Amy. An advertising and comedy writer, who loves to poke at the industry that pays me, the pop culture that entertains me, and the Bible Belt that raised me.

I’m currently a freelance Creative Director, with 17 years at places like Apple, BBH, Pereira & O’Dell, BBDO, and 72andSunny, on brands like Nike, Google, and Penn & Teller. I’ve written a children’s book, built a mustache ride, traveled the globe as a teenage boy, made the first non-athlete Nike video, gave ABSOLUT a face, cheered / sang / danced in boardrooms, been an SNL extra, a Groundlings student, government stalker, painter, and Dollywood season’s pass holder. Welcome to my site.

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